Now you’ll never get "lost in translation" (fi Bill Murray într-un film supraevaluat care face un film medie română arata ca "Citizen Kane").
1. A Romanian is not “surprised...” he's “played one match for a Victorian Invitation XI against the touring New Zealanders in December, 2004” (a jucat un meci de o invitatie XI victorian împotriva Touring neozeelandezilor în decembrie 2004).
2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little...” he “spreads himself by dropping malicious script files that affect the behavior of popular IRC programs mIRC and X-Chat” (se raspandeste prin cădere fișiere script malware care afectează comportamentul programe populare IRC mIRC și X-Chat).
3. A Romanian won’t “lose his temper...” he'll “provide a platform for panel discussions and the presentation of peer-reviewed information systems research papers” (oferă o platformă pentru discuții panel și prezentarea sistemelor informatice peer-review lucrari de cercetare).
4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up...” his “first album was made available only as a download through iTunes, but 2 days after the release it was announced that the album would be released on CD through TDRS Music” (primul album a fost pus la dispoziție doar ca o descărcare prin intermediul iTunes, dar două zile după lansarea a fost anunțat că albumul va fi lansat pe CD prin TDRs Muzica).
5. A Romanian won’t “try to fool you...” he’ll “be named for David McNicoll (1852–1916), the general manager, director, and vice-president of the Canadian Pacific Railway” (fi numit pentru David McNicoll (1852-1916), directorul general și vice-președinte al Canadian Pacific Railway).
6. Nor will he “lie to you...” his “population in 2011 was 36,120 in an area of 23.92 km²” (populației în 2011 a fost 36,120 într-o zonă de 23.92 km²).
7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it...” he “becomes increasingly popular in experimental aircraft and kit designs such as the Murphy Moose, Radial Rocket, Pitts Model 12, and others” (devine din ce în ce mai populare în avioane și kit modele experimentale, cum ar fi Murphy Moose, racheta Radial, Pitts Modelul 12, și altele).
8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired...” he “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63.” His life is not “chaotic...” it “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63.” And his room is not “a complete mess...” it also “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63” (primește extremitatea de est a R356 înainte încheiat în Loxton la o intersecție cu R63). ccc
9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless...” he says it’s “known for recitals and recordings of Bach's organ music” (cunoscut pentru considerentele și înregistrări sale de orgă Bach).
10. You don’t “drive a Romanian nuts...” you “were also president of the Melbourne Club in 1854” (au fost, de asemenea, președinte al Clubului Melbourne în 1854).
11. A Romanian will not have “the impostor syndrome...” he will “feature the 14"/45 caliber gun” (dispun de 14/45 calibru arma). [And Buzzfeed: what the fuck's “the imposter syndrome?” That's the part we're supposed to already know. That's the part in English.]
12. In Romania, things are not “far away...” they’re “29.7% of the vote and 76 seats in the Czech National Council” (29,7% din voturi și 76 de mandate în Consiliul Național ceh).
13. A Romanian is not “crazy...” he’s “giving the British premiere of the Sibelius piano quintet” (oferindu premiera britanică a Cvintetul cu pian Sibelius).
14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop “wasting time...” he’ll tell you that you “were probably born around 1270, as the son of Francesco of Verona” (s-au născut probabil în jurul valorii de 1270, ca fiu al lui Francesco Verona).
15. A Romanian won’t say that something is “cool...” he’ll say it’s “exactly like the Awa-Kawabata Station (阿波川端駅 Awa-Kawabata-eki), that train station in Itano, Itano District, Tokushima Prefecture, Japan” (ca statia de Awa-Kawabata, 阿波川 端 駅, Awa-Kawabata-eki, că gara din Itano, Itano District, Tokushima Prefectura, Japonia).
16. A Romanian is not “nervous...” his “wings are uniform dark brown with a bright cupreous gloss (in his ass)” (aripile sunt de culoare maro închis cu o uniformă luciu strălucitor [în fund]).
17. Finally, a Romanian doesn’t just “keep quiet.” He tells you to “go fuck your dead relatives, you cocksucking motherfucker” (futu-ţi morţii tăi, nenorocitule, ia la muie).
Next: Why you should be like me, drop everything right now, and travel the world (if you're 22 years old, extremely attractive, and your parents will do anything to get you out of the goddamned country for six months)!
1. A Romanian is not “surprised...” he's “played one match for a Victorian Invitation XI against the touring New Zealanders in December, 2004” (a jucat un meci de o invitatie XI victorian împotriva Touring neozeelandezilor în decembrie 2004).
2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little...” he “spreads himself by dropping malicious script files that affect the behavior of popular IRC programs mIRC and X-Chat” (se raspandeste prin cădere fișiere script malware care afectează comportamentul programe populare IRC mIRC și X-Chat).
3. A Romanian won’t “lose his temper...” he'll “provide a platform for panel discussions and the presentation of peer-reviewed information systems research papers” (oferă o platformă pentru discuții panel și prezentarea sistemelor informatice peer-review lucrari de cercetare).
4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up...” his “first album was made available only as a download through iTunes, but 2 days after the release it was announced that the album would be released on CD through TDRS Music” (primul album a fost pus la dispoziție doar ca o descărcare prin intermediul iTunes, dar două zile după lansarea a fost anunțat că albumul va fi lansat pe CD prin TDRs Muzica).
6. Nor will he “lie to you...” his “population in 2011 was 36,120 in an area of 23.92 km²” (populației în 2011 a fost 36,120 într-o zonă de 23.92 km²).
7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it...” he “becomes increasingly popular in experimental aircraft and kit designs such as the Murphy Moose, Radial Rocket, Pitts Model 12, and others” (devine din ce în ce mai populare în avioane și kit modele experimentale, cum ar fi Murphy Moose, racheta Radial, Pitts Modelul 12, și altele).
8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired...” he “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63.” His life is not “chaotic...” it “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63.” And his room is not “a complete mess...” it also “receives the eastern terminus of the R356 before ending in Loxton at a junction with the R63” (primește extremitatea de est a R356 înainte încheiat în Loxton la o intersecție cu R63). ccc
9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless...” he says it’s “known for recitals and recordings of Bach's organ music” (cunoscut pentru considerentele și înregistrări sale de orgă Bach).
11. A Romanian will not have “the impostor syndrome...” he will “feature the 14"/45 caliber gun” (dispun de 14/45 calibru arma). [And Buzzfeed: what the fuck's “the imposter syndrome?” That's the part we're supposed to already know. That's the part in English.]
12. In Romania, things are not “far away...” they’re “29.7% of the vote and 76 seats in the Czech National Council” (29,7% din voturi și 76 de mandate în Consiliul Național ceh).
13. A Romanian is not “crazy...” he’s “giving the British premiere of the Sibelius piano quintet” (oferindu premiera britanică a Cvintetul cu pian Sibelius).
14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop “wasting time...” he’ll tell you that you “were probably born around 1270, as the son of Francesco of Verona” (s-au născut probabil în jurul valorii de 1270, ca fiu al lui Francesco Verona).
15. A Romanian won’t say that something is “cool...” he’ll say it’s “exactly like the Awa-Kawabata Station (阿波川端駅 Awa-Kawabata-eki), that train station in Itano, Itano District, Tokushima Prefecture, Japan” (ca statia de Awa-Kawabata, 阿波川 端 駅, Awa-Kawabata-eki, că gara din Itano, Itano District, Tokushima Prefectura, Japonia).
17. Finally, a Romanian doesn’t just “keep quiet.” He tells you to “go fuck your dead relatives, you cocksucking motherfucker” (futu-ţi morţii tăi, nenorocitule, ia la muie).
Next: Why you should be like me, drop everything right now, and travel the world (if you're 22 years old, extremely attractive, and your parents will do anything to get you out of the goddamned country for six months)!
